Rihanna :: Diamonds
Hahaha, turns out Rihanna does a pretty mean Sia impression!
“I have an idea of [a butt], but it’s not living up to its full potential right now.” -Robyn Fenti, 2012
I think it’s important to remember that before there was Rihanna’s Navy, there was Robyn Fenty’s Old Navy.
Reading through Vulture’s list of every line of dialogue Rihanna utters in Battleship, my favorite part is the section that overlaps with my list of “Words Likely to be Uttered in a Rihanna Song.”
“I already requested that you ‘Please Don’t Stop the Music.’ Don’t make me ask AGAAAAAIIIIN!”
Also, this seems as good a time as any to remind everyone that Rihanna recorded a promotional dance song for Dorito’s entitled “Who’s that Chick,” and every time they play the video in a club it starts with the Dorito’s logo.
I just like that Rihanna loves Dorito’s as much as I do! I never want anyone to forget that!
[Picture via Movieline]
This deserves to be in your GIF response folder right next to this, I think.
There are just times when you need to stop worrying about how you look and just enjoy what’s happening in front of you. If “earnest” is the worst epithet your detractors can muster against you, well baby, you’re doing just fine.
[Via the end of Beyoncé’s Reboot-inspired performance last night at the Billboard Awards]
You know what’s not funny? Cancer. You know what IS funny? Rihanna’s “Happy Birthday” video for self-proclaimed “Official Sponsor of Birthdays,” The American Cancer Society. I would think Carvel would have a much better shot at that title.
Rihanna is the only musical celeb who did not sing in her video. I love that she won’t just sing a song, sans backup singers, full band, autotune, and skittering synths. What she lacks in music she more than makes up for with various sizes of boxes, denim vestery, total detachment (it’s in the eyes), and Chili’s-level birthday chanting. Also wishing “more wishes” for someone is a terrible curse of deferred dreams to give as a present.