You guys are so right! That girl Alana from last night’s Toddlers & Tiaras was saying some pretty wacky things! Where does she get this stuff from? Kids today!
[Random quotes generated by the perennial favorite, The Nietzche Family Circus]
My shirt is probably a button-up, but there's no guarantee I'm wearing pants at any given moment.
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January 5, 2012
September 16, 2011
Toddlers and Tiaras
Season 4, Episode 11 “Hearts and Crowns”
August 22, 2011
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Look at this home video of me being spunky!
August 9, 2011
January 5, 2011
![Obviously it’s her reaction that makes this screenshot.
You can read both, ”Well…do I?” or ”Did she just ask that, for real?” in the face of this little girl. Pick your poison.
[We are almost done with Toddlers & Tiaras, I promise.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lek99vRyU91qzad9ao1_1280.png)
Obviously it’s her reaction that makes this screenshot.
You can read both, ”Well…do I?” or ”Did she just ask that, for real?” in the face of this little girl. Pick your poison.
[We are almost done with Toddlers & Tiaras, I promise.]
January 4, 2011
I SWEAR these trifling pageant girls have been following me around and stealing all my catchphrases. All y’all that know me, know that I genuinely ask the question several times a week, and here is this stranger heaux stealing my thunder.
January 3, 2011
Well, there we have it. I’m not going to express my world today any better than through the voice of Universal Royalty Queen (8-10) Karlee Hunt, right here.
January 3, 2011
You know, as I watch the first episode of Toddlers & Tiaras on Netflix, I’m finding it way more relatable than I remember it from T.V.
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