My personal list of Sheroes growing up in a rural Southern town has been updated, and I KNOW we’re wondering.

1. Sandi Patty still holds top spot. She sits enthroned in a cloud of crushed velvet, shoulder pads, White Rain hairspray, and White Diamonds.

2. These singing, Christian pagaent queen dads in Living Dolls. 

3. Bobby Hill. 

4. Christy Lane.

I reserve the right to alter or abolish this list at any point.