Hit parade:
“Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs, laid by rabbis. If you’re not Jewish, they are laid by Catholic nuns. If you’re an atheist, they’re laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes.”
Max Horowitz, Mary and Max
Mary and Max is about an Australian girl and middle-aged American man who carry on a twenty year pen pal relationship. It is great.
“When I was young, I invented an invisible friend called, “Mr. Ravioli.” My psychiatrist says I don’t need him anymore. So he just sits in the corner, and reads.”
-Max Horowitz, Mary and Max
This movie is great. Find it online or in theaters.
“on Any Order This Weekend Or…”
OR WHAT? You can’t give me a super-appropriate Bobbi Brown cosmetics ad and not finish it, Google. You’re killing me here.
WHAT IS UP AT THE PERRY ELLIS BLOG?
You don’t know/care, and I don’t care either. That’s the fun part. In a day when everyone is busy conscious-of/is-curating a personal brand, the official Perry Ellis blog is not just a shiny corporate ad site. No, the Perry Ellis blog is a messy, close-to-default-themed Blogspot filled with musings on techology, Vivian Girls, travel tips, television reviews, “personal style,” and now dirty toilets. Also, it is woefully undercommented.
Also, in recent developments, you the reader can be a guest editor-for the day-on the Perry Ellis blog! FOR THE DAY, don’t get powerhungry. Submit your thoughts on topics like:
> YOUR PERSONAL STYLE
> GADGETS
> TRAVEL
> THE ARTS
> GREEN LIFE
Or don’t! No one else has. This is a wreck.
Also, men and women, you wanna go start our own commenter culture on this blog? Let’s make it huge.
This is pretty much the best frame in the history of movies.
Would you like me to sing this whole opening scene from memory? ALLRIGHT, I CAN.
LADIES: Facebook is not your own personal “mom issues” messageboard.
Watching Coraline and not being disappointed. The soundtrack is great too.
