“Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans.  I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs, laid by rabbis.  If you’re not Jewish, they are laid by Catholic nuns.  If you’re an atheist, they’re laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes.”

Max Horowitz, Mary and Max

Mary and Max is about an Australian girl and middle-aged American man who carry on  a twenty year pen pal relationship.  It is great.