"…Foster said[,] “I am not Honey Boo Boo Child.” But what’s so bad about Honey Boo Boo? Foster says that she had to “fight for a life that felt real and honest and normal,” and having seen any Honey Boo Boo, it’s pretty clear that everyone on the show is leading a life that feels real and honest to them. Don’t cry too hard for Honey Boo Boo, Jodie. At least she’s not besties with violent garbage-creature Mel Gibson."