A world of pure iMayernation

If you’re up for a little trainwreck-gazing, make sure to head over to TVGuide’s Live Fashion Cam on the red carpet.  The cam documents absolutely EVERYONE’s entrance.  I mean everyone.  Like, music execs in suits who enter to no applause but still stand for pictures.  Also there’s no voiceover audio or captions so you have to guess who you’re looking at.  I think I saw Chyna Doll?  Also as the above screenshot shows, the page loads incorrectly and also sometimes the camera just falls.  

The only audio is the often-eerie scream of the photographers, calling out poses for the celebs that people recognize.  The screams get louder and more forceful as they’re not so much calling to celeb, but over one another.  You can also hear the conversations of the crowd sitting near the camera.  There’s also a Facebook widget that makes it seem like it’s a discussion board, but is just making people post statuses that they think are in conversation.  I absolutely love when a big media company slaps its name on a half-baked idea like the Fashion cam.  

You’ve already missed the entrance of this lady?

Whose motif was echoed in Nicki Minaj’s entrance a few minutes later:

But really, ladies we have already seen this look many years ago:

[Get it while it’s crappy!]