Y’all where’s the “repeat forever” function on Tumblr audio posts?

If you’re not watching Dance Moms on MyLifetime.com’s native player, you’re really missing out on a truly immersive viewing experience.

It’s like a child pageant glamour shot filtered through a Barbara Walters cheesecloth lens.

“The Roc is still alive every time I whine.”

I promise this will be my only Dance Moms-related, Kanye-referencing, pun-based post. 

TONIGHT, that is!

Progress