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Can you believe MASTER AUTEUR MICHAEL BAY would LIE to us, his public and REUSE footage from a previous movie??? I am up in arms! Who do I write to/Tweet at/Vlog about? I want the 3-D glasses I (dutifully recycled) placed back in my hands, please. They frame my face well!
(It’s ok to make a fart joke on this blog if it’s LAYERED.)
I just want to thank all of you for coming to my “Work with my budget” Saturday brunch! Y’look great, everyone.
[Season 3, Episode 14 “The Funcooker”]
5 minutes of “sausage, pork, beef, cheese, whole milk, butter, margarine, nuts, and

Like Drake said, “Thank Me Later.”
(Source: iamsosorry)
“DONNA!” (“When it Rains, It Pours” Season 5 : Episode 2)
Feel like I’m having kinda a “Donna” Saturday so far. Who wants to fix that?
Is there like an expiration date on non-speaking 30 Rock writers? I swear this is a new batch. ALSO: Where the crap is Cerie?
Nancy: You’re not from here anymore. You know, down in New York people are like, ‘Let’s get divorced. You’ll marry the butler, and I’ll be a gay octomom.’ It’s different here! People judge you.
Best line from her story arc so far. Side note: We both hail from Fayetteville, NC.
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A Jordan Christmas | Tracy Jordan
“Imagine Christmas wishes, shooting out of your eyes
A candy cake full of snow dreams, A stocking full of smi-ha-ha-hilesIt’s a Jordan Christmas! It’s a Jordan Christmas!”
Pretty sure this is an outtake from the Beach Boy’s abandoned SMiLE album.
“you and me, we play the game - we know how to be acceptable. ‘hello, great meeting, i drink coffee please.’”
Thank you for this gospel ministry.