Can we make this a thing?  Like, can we really put some Internet muscle into this and start tweeting video auditions at fake Michael Bay, á la Heidi Montag-Pratt?  But not just any auditions: we have to imitate Our Lady of Silicone and just say, “This is for you, Michael Bay,” and then proceed to just destroy something.  Summer Projects!

Possibilities include:

• “This is for you, Michael Bay,” followed by popping oversized bubble wrap.
• “This is for you, Michael Bay,” followed by breaking plates at a Jewish wedding ceremony.
• “This is for you, Michael Bay,” followed by shooting marshmallow guns at your kid brother.

LET’S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! (©Diddy)

[Vulture]