Hit parade:
Got laughed at by some businessmen on the street in Gold Coast. I was wearing my fur scarf and one of them starting singing “That boy is a faggooooot” to the tune of Alicia Key’s “Girl on Fire.” [Cue hearty laughs from business dudes.] But at the end of the day, one of us is warm in their awesome scarf and the other has a goatee, takeout from Ditka’s, and is an ALICIA KEYS FAN.