thatwhitebitch:

Here’s a conversation I recorded with a cab driver about his quest to marry a 19-year-old woman. He doesn’t know I’m 28.

“Two more years, 30, BOOM. Ahhughhughghgh.”

The best part of this, besides “all of this,” is the part where he lists every age between 19 and 25. 

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    The best part of this, besides “all of this,” is the part where he lists every age between 19 and 25.

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    A man after my own heart.

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