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Jul 22

Just nabbed these buddies at the @mcachicago Tuesday Farmer’s Market. A lady walked up to me just now as I was holding them and said “Are those real?” “Yes.” “Weird.” And she walked away. Every day, an adventure, I tell you. (at Museum of Contemporary Art Chicago)

Just nabbed these buddies at the @mcachicago Tuesday Farmer’s Market. A lady walked up to me just now as I was holding them and said “Are those real?” “Yes.” “Weird.” And she walked away. Every day, an adventure, I tell you. (at Museum of Contemporary Art Chicago)

Jul 21

What if this is all she talks about on The View?

What if this is all she talks about on The View?

Jul 14

My coffee is ready.

My coffee is ready.

Jul 13

The only World Cup coverage I care about.

The only World Cup coverage I care about.

Jul 08

Very professional bathroom key at this Red Robin Express.

Very professional bathroom key at this Red Robin Express.

Jul 07

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Jul 01

Just doing my part to win interweber ‘s just war.

Just doing my part to win interweber ‘s just war.

Jun 26

Wow can I please direct your attention to the wiki music video summary of Nelly’s “Over and Over (ft Tim McGraw)”

Wow can I please direct your attention to the wiki music video summary of Nelly’s “Over and Over (ft Tim McGraw)”

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Jun 18

I think I’ve been on this exact OKCupid date before.

I think I’ve been on this exact OKCupid date before.