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Sep 25

"Mrs. Fancy" is my mother. (at Museum of Contemporary Art Chicago)

"Mrs. Fancy" is my mother. (at Museum of Contemporary Art Chicago)

Sep 24

TrendWatch: Wanna go lite on calories but big on style? Put those sweets right on top of your head, not inside of it! (at Logan Square Blue Line…)

TrendWatch: Wanna go lite on calories but big on style? Put those sweets right on top of your head, not inside of it! (at Logan Square Blue Line…)

Sep 12

In my 26th year I just now shopped at a K-Mart for the first time. It was bright, a Lupe Fiasco song played at an audible but otherwise inoffensive volume, and the Adam Levine branded clothing was merchandised prominently and frequently. I found what I needed without any hassle and while I was checking out, the cashier complimented my robe-coat from Oak. “I wish I could be in here wearing my house clothes too.” We agreed on the fact that personal comfort is of utmost importance when selecting a day’s look. We also both lamented that the in-store Little Caesars was closing up shop for the night and was no longer Hot nor Ready. I remarked that I didn’t know K-Mart had an Internet cafe in-store. “It’s new,” she explained. We both made a similar a scrunchy face.

In my 26th year I just now shopped at a K-Mart for the first time. It was bright, a Lupe Fiasco song played at an audible but otherwise inoffensive volume, and the Adam Levine branded clothing was merchandised prominently and frequently. I found what I needed without any hassle and while I was checking out, the cashier complimented my robe-coat from Oak. “I wish I could be in here wearing my house clothes too.” We agreed on the fact that personal comfort is of utmost importance when selecting a day’s look. We also both lamented that the in-store Little Caesars was closing up shop for the night and was no longer Hot nor Ready. I remarked that I didn’t know K-Mart had an Internet cafe in-store. “It’s new,” she explained. We both made a similar a scrunchy face.

"Finally I have peace of mind that my nana won’t scurry off again and ride the rails, and she gets that outdoor time she’s always dreamed of. Thanks, GrannyGuard!"

"Finally I have peace of mind that my nana won’t scurry off again and ride the rails, and she gets that outdoor time she’s always dreamed of. Thanks, GrannyGuard!"

Sep 10

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Sep 09

[Variety]

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Aug 25

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Aug 07

I’ll never be Steven Tyler :(((

I’ll never be Steven Tyler :(((

Aug 05

Kids say the darndest things

Kids say the darndest things

Aug 01

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