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Sep 12

In my 26th year I just now shopped at a K-Mart for the first time. It was bright, a Lupe Fiasco song played at an audible but otherwise inoffensive volume, and the Adam Levine branded clothing was merchandised prominently and frequently. I found what I needed without any hassle and while I was checking out, the cashier complimented my robe-coat from Oak. “I wish I could be in here wearing my house clothes too.” We agreed on the fact that personal comfort is of utmost importance when selecting a day’s look. We also both lamented that the in-store Little Caesars was closing up shop for the night and was no longer Hot nor Ready. I remarked that I didn’t know K-Mart had an Internet cafe in-store. “It’s new,” she explained. We both made a similar a scrunchy face.

In my 26th year I just now shopped at a K-Mart for the first time. It was bright, a Lupe Fiasco song played at an audible but otherwise inoffensive volume, and the Adam Levine branded clothing was merchandised prominently and frequently. I found what I needed without any hassle and while I was checking out, the cashier complimented my robe-coat from Oak. “I wish I could be in here wearing my house clothes too.” We agreed on the fact that personal comfort is of utmost importance when selecting a day’s look. We also both lamented that the in-store Little Caesars was closing up shop for the night and was no longer Hot nor Ready. I remarked that I didn’t know K-Mart had an Internet cafe in-store. “It’s new,” she explained. We both made a similar a scrunchy face.

"Finally I have peace of mind that my nana won’t scurry off again and ride the rails, and she gets that outdoor time she’s always dreamed of. Thanks, GrannyGuard!"

"Finally I have peace of mind that my nana won’t scurry off again and ride the rails, and she gets that outdoor time she’s always dreamed of. Thanks, GrannyGuard!"

Sep 10

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Sep 09

[Variety]

[Variety]

Aug 25

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Aug 07

I’ll never be Steven Tyler :(((

I’ll never be Steven Tyler :(((

Aug 05

Kids say the darndest things

Kids say the darndest things

Aug 01

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Jul 27

Don’t worry I didn’t forget tumblr, I’m just being a dummy elsewhere on the ‘net these days.

Don’t worry I didn’t forget tumblr, I’m just being a dummy elsewhere on the ‘net these days.

Jul 26

Oh God he’s right behind me isn’t he

Oh God he’s right behind me isn’t he