In my 26th year I just now shopped at a K-Mart for the first time. It was bright, a Lupe Fiasco song played at an audible but otherwise inoffensive volume, and the Adam Levine branded clothing was merchandised prominently and frequently. I found what I needed without any hassle and while I was checking out, the cashier complimented my robe-coat from Oak. “I wish I could be in here wearing my house clothes too.” We agreed on the fact that personal comfort is of utmost importance when selecting a day’s look. We also both lamented that the in-store Little Caesars was closing up shop for the night and was no longer Hot nor Ready. I remarked that I didn’t know K-Mart had an Internet cafe in-store. “It’s new,” she explained. We both made a similar a scrunchy face.
"Finally I have peace of mind that my nana won’t scurry off again and ride the rails, and she gets that outdoor time she’s always dreamed of. Thanks, GrannyGuard!"
I’ll never be Steven Tyler :(((
Kids say the darndest things
Don’t worry I didn’t forget tumblr, I’m just being a dummy elsewhere on the ‘net these days.
Oh God he’s right behind me isn’t he