Hit parade:
okay
At this point is AriZona Tea just marketing exclusively to you, Lindsey?
But also I would just like to volunteer to curate Shaq’s inevitable retrospective show of his lip-synching.
This is definitely one of those times I’m glad I’ve kept people from the Evangelical Christian part of my life around on Facebook. Like, it’s so weird to see this joke format come full circle and just be an earnest Internet message again, but still wrapped in the trappings of being “Rotten.”
What a world!
Progress
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“I just really want a gift that gives back. It’s like, I need a gift that says both ‘I love you, Dad,’ AND ‘Your underdeveloped, puny core-area is a constant source of shame for me.’ I just want a gift that really gives me back my self-respect.”
Imagined Lunches